- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

4sha:
slow motion lightning.
holy shit
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Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida
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- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
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