• Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

5/27/2012 (10:11pm) 139,181 notes

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

(Source: flyingscotsman, via crazyc0untrycutiex3)

  • me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

5/26/2012 (11:47am) 78,953 notes